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Cobra Stops the World: The 1985 G.I. Joe Episode That Predicted Energy Blackmail + “Lights Out” Warfare

“Cobra Stops the World” is one of those classic G.I. Joe episodes that feels like pure Saturday-morning chaos—right up until you watch it as an adult and realize the plot is basically: weaponize the global fuel supply, terrorize infrastructure, and force surrender through mass panic. And that’s why it still hits in 2026. Originally aired September 26, 1985, the episode has Cobra Commander hijacking the airwaves while Cobra attacks oil rigs, oil tankers, and even links in the Alaskan pipeline, threatening to keep escalating until the world gives in. Cobra’s…

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Lights! Camera! Cobra!: The G.I. Joe Episode That Clocked the “Military-Entertainment” Machine Early

There’s a special kind of G.I. Joe episode that ages sideways—the kind that seems like a goofy premise as a kid, then turns into a knowing wink when you rewatch it as an adult. “Lights! Camera! Cobra!” is exactly that. On the surface, it’s a Hollywood romp: the Joes get hired as technical advisers for a movie called “The G.I. Joe Story”, and Cobra predictably turns the set into a battleground. But underneath the stunts and slapstick, the episode is quietly about something bigger: how mass media—TV, movies, “hero stories”—can…

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Captives of Cobra: The Two-Part G.I. Joe Gut-Punch About Family, Doxxing, and Psychological Warfare

If “Operation: Mind Menace” is about the battle for your thoughts, “Captives of Cobra” is about something even nastier: the moment your enemy stops targeting you and starts targeting everyone you love. On paper, it’s classic Sunbow-era escalation—Cobra wants a cache of highly unstable explosive crystals, and Baroness pitches a plan to take leverage the Joes can’t ignore. But rewatch this two-parter as an adult in 2026, and it plays less like a cartoon caper and more like a blunt lesson in modern vulnerability: data exposure, coercion, and weaponized intimacy.…

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