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Dolph Lundgren Turns 69: From Ivan Drago to He-Man, the Action Legend Who Refused to Be Broken

SERPENTORSLAIR.COM • BIRTHDAY SPOTLIGHT Dolph Lundgren Turns 69: From Ivan Drago to He-Man, the Action Legend Who Refused to Be Broken The brilliant mind, the unstoppable physique, and the unforgettable movies that made him an ’80s icon. NOVEMBER 3, 2026 | BY ADAM JARED Dolph Lundgren as Ivan Drago in Rocky IV (1985). Film imagery: United Artists/MGM, via The Independent. Rights clearance required. There was a time when movie heroes were larger than life, villains were absolutely terrifying, and the local video store was the gateway to adventure. Few actors…

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Carrie Turns 50: The Night Prom Became a Nightmare — The Untold Stories Behind the 1976 Horror Classic

SERPENTORSLAIR.COM | 1976–2026 50TH ANNIVERSARY HORROR RETROSPECTIVE CARRIE TURNS 50: THE NIGHT PROM BECAME A NIGHTMARE The Untold Stories Behind Brian De Palma’s Terrifying 1976 Masterpiece November 3, 2026 | By Adam Jared The original Carrie theatrical poster, contrasting a happy prom queen with the horror that follows. Original film artwork via Mauvais Genres. She was the girl nobody wanted to notice. The one everyone laughed at. And on one unforgettable night in 1976, an entire generation learned what could happen when the cruelty finally went too far. Fifty years…

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It’s All Fun & Games Until Joes Start Dying!

G.I. RETRO • CLASSIC CARTOON REVIEW It’s All Fun & Games Until Joes Start Dying! G.I. Joe: The Funhouse | G.I. Retro Featuring G.I. Retro What happens when Cobra Commander decides to build an amusement park? You get one of the most dangerous, bizarre, and entertaining episodes in the history of the original G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero animated series! Forget cotton candy, bumper cars, and harmless carnival games. In the 1985 episode “The Funhouse,” Cobra has created a nightmare attraction complete with poisoned balloons, deadly roller coasters, murderous…

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The 1986 Sears Wish Book: The Christmas Catalog That Made Every Kid Dream

SERPENTORSLAIR.COM • 1980s NOSTALGIA THE 1986 SEARS WISH BOOK The Christmas Catalog That Made Every Kid Dream 40 YEARS OF CHRISTMAS MAGIC • 1986–2026 By Adam Jared The original 1986 Sears Christmas Wish Book cover. Archived image via Rediscover the ’80s. There was a time when Christmas didn’t begin with an online shopping cart. It began with a thick catalog arriving in the mail. If you grew up in the 1980s, you know exactly what we’re talking about. Long before Amazon, online wish lists, smartphones, and social media, there was…

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Farrah, Lynda, Lindsay & Jaclyn — The Women Who Made 1976 Unforgettable

SERPENTORSLAIR.COM • THE GOLDEN AGE OF TELEVISION FARRAH, LYNDA, LINDSAY & JACLYN The Women Who Made 1976 Unforgettable A 50TH ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION By Adam Jared The original Charlie’s Angels cast. ABC Television, 1976. Public-domain publicity photograph via Wikimedia Commons. Before Instagram influencers, streaming celebrities, and a thousand different entertainment channels, four extraordinary women captivated an entire generation. Their names were Farrah Fawcett, Lynda Carter, Lindsay Wagner, and Jaclyn Smith. And in 1976, television would never be quite the same. Think about it for a moment. America was celebrating its Bicentennial.…

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IT: Welcome to Derry Halloween Special Review – Maturin Revealed

SERPENTORSLAIR.COM | HORROR & TELEVISION Is IT a Trick or Treat? HBO Max’s Surprise IT: Welcome to Derry Halloween Special Reveals Ancient Secrets, a Cosmic Turtle, and the Origins of Pennywise’s Prison By R.A. Rayne | November 1, 2026 Pennywise in HBO’s IT: Welcome to Derry. The Halloween special explores the ancient evil before its familiar clown disguise. Image: HBO, via WIRED. WARNING: MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD This review reveals the events and ending of IT: Welcome to Derry – A Story of Derry, including the special’s biggest Stephen King mythology…

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What America Was Watching on November 1, 1986: One Unforgettable Saturday Night of Television

SERPENTOR’S LAIR PRESENTS What America Was Watching on November 1, 1986 One Unforgettable Saturday Night in Front of the Television BY DESTRO DESIGNS – VIPER DEN STUDIOS Forty years ago, on Saturday, November 1, 1986, millions of Americans settled into their living rooms, switched on their television sets, and enjoyed an evening of entertainment that we can never truly experience the same way again. There was no Netflix. No streaming queue. No pausing the show because your phone rang. You had three major television networks, a handful of additional channels…

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The Real Ghostbusters: When Halloween Was Forever Turns 40

THE RETRO TELEVISION VAULT | NOVEMBER 1, 2026 The Real Ghostbusters: When Halloween Was Forever Turns 40 — The Cartoon That Refused to Let Halloween Die By Destro Designs – Viper Den StudiosSerpentorsLair.com | November 1, 2026 Forty years ago today, a pumpkin-headed nightmare arrived on Saturday morning television, and Halloween would never feel quite the same again. Samhain, the frightening pumpkin-headed spirit introduced in the November 1, 1986 episode. Image: The Real Ghostbusters, via IMDb. © Respective rights holders. There was something extraordinary about Saturday mornings in 1986. We…

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The Halloween Candy Scare That Terrified the ’80s: Razor Blades, Poisoned Treats, and the Truth Parents Never Knew

SERPENTOR’S LAIR | THE NOSTALGIA FILES The Halloween Candy Scare That Terrified the ’80s Razor blades. Poisoned sweets. A murdered little boy. How one true crime and a cascade of alarming headlines taught an entire generation to fear what was inside the candy bag. By Adam Jared | Serpentor’s Lair | October 2026 | Nostalgia Investigates Halloween in America, October 1984. Photograph by Steven & Courtney Johnson & Horwitz, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 2.0. THE MEMORY THAT NEVER LEFT Remember that moment? Your plastic pumpkin bucket was finally full.…

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Halloween in the 1980s: When Horror Meant a Trip to the Video Store

THE NOSTALGIA FILES • HALLOWEEN 2026 Before Streaming, Halloween Meant One Thing: A Trip to the Video Store The horror aisle. The terrifying VHS boxes. The Friday-night ritual that an entire generation will never forget. By Adam Jared | October 29, 2026 A real video rental store on Maple Street in New Orleans, October 1988. Image: Wikimedia Commons. See source page for licensing and attribution. There was a time when Halloween didn’t begin with opening a streaming app. It began with a trip across town, a few dollars in your…

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The Classified Glow-Up: Why Mainline Releases Should Be Gussied Up and Retro Versions Should Be Dead-Nuts Accurate

THE VIPER DEN EDITORIAL THE CLASSIFIEDGLOW-UP! Why Mainline Releases Should Be Gussied Up and Retro Versions Should Be Dead-Nuts Accurate By Destro Designs – Viper Den Studios Classified #10 Beach Head — the figure that changed my thinking. Image: Hasbro promotional photography via Toy Snowman. I finally just opened up the Classified #10 Beach Head. It’s absolutely glorious and an amazing version of the man himself. The Retro version, to me, is always going to be Beach Head, so it was hard for me to even look at Number 10.…

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Sir Patrick Stewart Dies at 86: Star Trek Secrets, Professor X & an Extraordinary Life

SERPENTORSLAIR.COM • IN MEMORIAM • OCTOBER 29, 2026 OH CAPTAIN, MY CAPTAIN Farewell to Sir Patrick Stewart (1940–2026) The Extraordinary Life, Untold Star Trek Stories, Behind-the-Scenes Secrets of Professor X, and the Legacy of a Hollywood Legend By Adam Jared  Sir Patrick Stewart during the filming of Star Trek Generations. Camera equipment and crew members reveal the extraordinary work behind the Enterprise’s adventures. Photo: StarTrek.com. Some actors portray heroes. Sir Patrick Stewart made us believe that heroes could actually exist. For nearly four decades, millions of television viewers knew the…

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Happy 84th Birthday, Bob Ross: The Wonderful Stories Behind America’s Happy Painter

SERPENTORSLAIR.COM | SPECIAL BIRTHDAY TRIBUTE OCTOBER 29, 1942 – JULY 4, 1995 Happy 84th Birthday, Bob Ross The Wonderful Stories Behind America’s Happy Painter A celebration of the remarkable man, the forgotten moments, and the extraordinary legacy that continues to grow. By Adam Jared | October 29, 2026 A wonderfully candid moment: Bob Ross having fun behind the scenes with a television production clapperboard. Photograph published by Visit Indiana. Somewhere, you would like to think, Bob Ross is celebrating his birthday with a freshly cleaned paintbrush, a magnificent mountain, and…

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Halloween Candy in the 1980s Was Better — And We’re Ready to Prove It!

SERPENTORSLAIR.COM | HALLOWEEN NOSTALGIA Halloween Candy in the 1980s Was Better — And We’re Ready to Prove It! From full-size chocolate bars and homemade popcorn balls to the Halloween candy nobody wanted, we’re going back to the sweetest nights of our childhood. BY ADAM JARED | OCTOBER 30, 2026 Before Halloween became an Instagram event, it was a neighborhood adventure — and the candy was everything. There was a moment every Halloween night in the 1980s when the entire world seemed to stop. It happened when you finally got home.…

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Ali G: Who Iz I? Movie Review – The Return of Ali G

SERPENTORSLAIR.COM | MOVIE REVIEWS Movie Review: “Ali G: Who Iz I?” Ali G returns after more than twenty years for a chaotic new adventure. By Serpentor’s Lair Columnist @GIJoeRepairShop | October 28, 2026 Back in July, this author published an article on the cultural significance of Ali G. Well, Ali G is back now after more than twenty years in which, in his words, “the world has gone to crap. There’s been wars, COVID, and Ed Sheeran.” His new movie, “Ali G: Who Iz I?”, was only in cinemas October 23rd…

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