G.I.Joe 

The Moment G.I. Joe: The Movie Became Legendary

Story Destro Designs / Viper Den Studios Part 2 After the beautiful chaos that is the entrance song, the movie starts off with incredible theme music swaying as we see the circle of life in full display as a bee is eaten by a jumping catfish, which is in turn eaten by a croc. Probably Fiona.As her predator eyes scan the water top, we get the dopest, most awesomely angled shot of a STUN cutting through the reeds and into the shallow water. The cadre of STUNS cuts across the waterway,.…

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Cobra Chutes, Joe Boots, and Pure Chaos

Story by Destro Designs / Viper Den Studios Part 1 – Epic Entrance Song Battle Right off the rip, the trombone comes blasting in, with the off beat, ear blaring sound that goes right to my heavy metal roots. Out of nowhere, a shooting star rolls through the sky in a serpentine movement and blasts into the Gi Joe sign with explosive fireworks as the drummer gets wicked. A Cobra flying aircraft carrier lurch’s into view as its silhouette is back lit by the full moon. Parachutes abound, we get…

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The Classification: How Hasbro has upgraded our love for those Gi Joe 3¾ Figures

Story by Destro Designs / Viper Den Studios As a Kid, arguably the defining trait of a 3¾ Gi Joe figure, was, all that detail. Other figures didn’t have this level awesomeness molded into them. He Man was cool because it was what we had, but not very detailed, Star Wars was the same 3¾ Scale but they were largely bland in my memory, I just wanted them Joes. Whether it was the detail on that Destro or how cool Snake Eyes looked, I was, right off the bat, hooked…

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Toxic Avenger of Cobra: The Sludge-Fueled Rise of Cesspool

If ever there were a villain who looked like he crawled straight out of a leaking oil drum, it’s Cesspool. Introduced in the early 1990s during G.I. Joe’s eco-themed era, Cesspool wasn’t just another masked bad guy — he was environmental disaster personified, wrapped in a business suit and armed with corporate greed. Released in 1991 as part of Hasbro’s Eco-Warriors sub-line, Cesspool represented a different kind of threat. The Cold War was winding down, and pop culture villains were shifting from shadowy foreign agents to corporate polluters and environmental…

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G.I.Joe Half The Battle 

Half The Battle: All 1993 GI Joe Street Fighter Figures Ranked 

On this week’s episode of G.I. Joe Half The Battle, It’s All 1993 GI Joe Street Fighter figures Ranked ! Check out this week’s video below and join in the conversation. And as always be sure and subscribe to my YouTube channel for all my latest videos!

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Hook, Line & Figure: The Holy Trinity of G.I. Joe

Story by Destro Designs / Viper Den Studios The Holy Trinity:Card Art – File Card -FigureThe ultimate criteria when choosing a figure in the toy aisle. There are countless reasons I think Gi Joe is the undisputed best Toy Line. But one thing is the way I was able to become so insanely immersed like a drug addict, when standing in the toy aisle with a figure in my hand Every figure had, right next to it, an absolute work of art reaching out and pulling you into the figure,…

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Yo, Joe… Again? Paramount’s Wild New G.I. Joe Reboot Plan Sounds Like a Cartoon Plot

Paramount looks ready to take another shot at G.I. Joe, but this time the studio’s approach is a little unusual. According to multiple reports, two separate G.I. Joe movie scripts are now in early development, with Max Landis and Danny McBride each working on different takes for the franchise. Some reports say the studio may eventually try to combine elements from both versions into one film, which is either a bold creative swing or the most G.I. Joe thing imaginable. That news puts the long-running live-action future of G.I. Joe…

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The Return to Cobra Island: How G.I. Joe Took Over My Life Again at 46

Story by Destro Designs / Viper Den Studios If you had asked me years ago, if I thought it was possible my life would be completely consumed by G.I. Joe once again at the age of 46, I would’ve thought you were out of your mind. I have a busy contracting business, twin daughters which whom i am the head coach of their Basketball and Softball teams, i am renovating my entire house, But yet, here i am. In a years time, ive built and filled an entire toy studio…

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G.I.Joe Half The Battle 

Half The Battle: 1993 G.I. Joe Figure Rankings — Part 2 (The Hot Takes Continue!)

On this week’s episode of G.I. Joe Half The Battle, It’s PART 2 where I rank all 1993 GI Joe figures! Check out this week’s video below and join in the conversation. And as always be sure and subscribe to my YouTube channel for all my latest videos!

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Alaska on Ice: When Cobra Tried to Turn the Cold War Into a Land Grab

When the last surviving heir of the Russian Imperial Alaskan Colony Company, Count Mikhail Orlov, arrives and loudly claims he owns Alaska, the panic button gets smashed at G.I. Joe HQ. Legally, the situation is murky enough that both the U.S. and Russia can argue they have equal rights to pursue evidence—because if the long-missing Imperial Seal exists, it could reshape the entire dispute. But in the 1980s G.I. Joe cartoon mythos, “Russia shows up” almost automatically means “Russia is the threat,” and that reflex is exactly what makes the…

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