G.I.Joe 

Why Cobra-La Still Ruffles my Feathers Almost 40 Years Later.

Story by Destro Designs / Viper Den Studios I don’t complain as much about Cobra-La anymore, But that comes from more of me not having the energy to hate a cartoon and less that I actually have accepted that they did us dirty with this non-sense. Its a giant kick in the balls to an already established head cannon. Even though everybody’s head cannon is different, and everyone largely accepts everyone’s head cannon, no one ever came up with a croc of heresy like this. When it comes to Cobra…

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The Moment G.I. Joe: The Movie Became Legendary

Story Destro Designs / Viper Den Studios Part 2 After the beautiful chaos that is the entrance song, the movie starts off with incredible theme music swaying as we see the circle of life in full display as a bee is eaten by a jumping catfish, which is in turn eaten by a croc. Probably Fiona.As her predator eyes scan the water top, we get the dopest, most awesomely angled shot of a STUN cutting through the reeds and into the shallow water. The cadre of STUNS cuts across the waterway,.…

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Cobra Chutes, Joe Boots, and Pure Chaos

Story by Destro Designs / Viper Den Studios Part 1 – Epic Entrance Song Battle Right off the rip, the trombone comes blasting in, with the off beat, ear blaring sound that goes right to my heavy metal roots. Out of nowhere, a shooting star rolls through the sky in a serpentine movement and blasts into the Gi Joe sign with explosive fireworks as the drummer gets wicked. A Cobra flying aircraft carrier lurch’s into view as its silhouette is back lit by the full moon. Parachutes abound, we get…

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The Classification: How Hasbro has upgraded our love for those Gi Joe 3¾ Figures

Story by Destro Designs / Viper Den Studios As a Kid, arguably the defining trait of a 3¾ Gi Joe figure, was, all that detail. Other figures didn’t have this level awesomeness molded into them. He Man was cool because it was what we had, but not very detailed, Star Wars was the same 3¾ Scale but they were largely bland in my memory, I just wanted them Joes. Whether it was the detail on that Destro or how cool Snake Eyes looked, I was, right off the bat, hooked…

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Toxic Avenger of Cobra: The Sludge-Fueled Rise of Cesspool

If ever there were a villain who looked like he crawled straight out of a leaking oil drum, it’s Cesspool. Introduced in the early 1990s during G.I. Joe’s eco-themed era, Cesspool wasn’t just another masked bad guy — he was environmental disaster personified, wrapped in a business suit and armed with corporate greed. Released in 1991 as part of Hasbro’s Eco-Warriors sub-line, Cesspool represented a different kind of threat. The Cold War was winding down, and pop culture villains were shifting from shadowy foreign agents to corporate polluters and environmental…

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Hook, Line & Figure: The Holy Trinity of G.I. Joe

Story by Destro Designs / Viper Den Studios The Holy Trinity:Card Art – File Card -FigureThe ultimate criteria when choosing a figure in the toy aisle. There are countless reasons I think Gi Joe is the undisputed best Toy Line. But one thing is the way I was able to become so insanely immersed like a drug addict, when standing in the toy aisle with a figure in my hand Every figure had, right next to it, an absolute work of art reaching out and pulling you into the figure,…

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